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seddiequotes:

*I totally forgot quotation marks on this one. Sorry guys! Too late to fix it now. 

Sam: Heyyyy! You invited the doof!
Carly: Sam…
Freddie: Aw, man! I didn’t know that was gonna be here.
Sam: She. I’m a she, Freddie. As in, girl.
Freddie: Just keep your hands off my AV equipment!
Sam: (sarcastically) You mean I can’t play with the white balance on your ‘superdy-duperdy camcorder?’ 
Freddie: Oh, sure! Everyone jokes about the white balance until your skin tones go magenta! 
Sam: Carly will never love you.
Carly: (rolls eyes)
Freddie: That’s it! I’m takin’ my stuff and I’m going home!
Carly: Please stay!
Freddie: (smiles) Okay.

(iPilot)

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Freddie: Alright, let me establish a crostic-plex transmission between my laptop and my camera.
Sam: (sarcastically) Wow, a tech-talkin’ witch boy. Look out ladies!

(iScream On Halloween) 

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Freddie: Come on, let’s do the show.
Carly: Okay, and remember — Mr. Blanton said we have to do it like a real web show. 
Freddie: That means no stopping.
Sam: Wait…one question.
Freddie: Yeah, what?
Sam: (with an accent) Why you so stooooopid? 
Freddie: (annoyed) Carly…
Carly: Sam!
Sam: I’m curious! 

(iSpace Out)

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Freddie: (sees Sam enter the building listening to music) Aw, man! It’s Sam! She’s gonna see my costume and insult me in nineteen different ways! (Sam walks up to Freddie and sees him in his witch costume. She takes the earphones out of her ear and takes a second to look up and down at Freddie in his witch costume. She shakes her head)
Sam: Too easy. 

(iScream On Halloween)

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Freddie: Maybe Carly’s right. maybe you’re just jealous of Missy.
Sam: Just…forget it. Don’t believe me.
Freddie: Give me one reason why I should believe you.
Sam: Because I came here…
Freddie: (confused, shrugs)
Sam: Have I ever come to you for help before? For anything?

(iReunite With Missy) 

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Freddie: Aw, I wanna stay and watch Sam beat up TV writers!

(iTake On Dingo)

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Sam: She’s not in love with you, she’s in love with what you did.
Freddie: You just can’t stand the idea of Carly and me as a couple.
Sam: Very true, it makes me want to puke up blood. But still…what I said, it’s true…and you know it.

(iSaved Your Life) 

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Sam: Okay, look. I don’t care how many iCarly fans say I’m not insane for liking Freddie, I know I’m cra—
Freddie: Wa-wa-wait!— Let’s take one more chat.
Sam: No I don’t wann—
Freddie: Just one more!
Sam: (groans)
Freddie: (to Carly) Here, hold this. (looks to Carly, gives her his camera and picks up the PearPad)
Carly: (whispers) You be nice.
Freddie: Just— (into PearPad to web audience)  Hey, it’s me, Freddie. So uh, a lot of people have been talking about whether or not Sam and I should you know, “go out” with each other— and it’s like everyone’s wondering whether Sam is crazy or not for wanting to. But nobody asked me how I feel.
Sam: (interrupts)…We talked about it.
Freddie: No…you talked. You told me how you feel while you ate a quesadilla!
Sam: (to web audience) The quesadillas here are amazing. 
Carly: (shushes Sam) Shhhhh!
Freddie: (continues) Anyway, yeah, it’s important how Sam feels but how I feel is important too.
Sam: Okay Benson, we get it. You wanna humiliate me on the web in front of millions of people? Go ahead and just do it, I don’t care. Get back at me for all the mean things I’ve sa— (Freddie confidently walks across the room and kisses Sam for about 11 seconds, quieting her)
Sam: (after the kiss ends, confused) You mean that?
Freddie: (smiling confidently) Mmmmhm…so I guess we’re both insane?
Sam: So now what?
Goopy Gilbert: SEDDIE!!!! 
Gilbert’s Mom: (os) Gilbert, dinner time!
Goopy Gilbert: (in the same tone of voice) SPAGHETTI!!!!!!
Carly: (turns camera to herself, smiling) Aaaaaand…good night! (shuts off camera, ending the episode)

(iLost My Mind)

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